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Zenn Films – #Dickpic Lyrics

Zenn Films – #Dickpic
Original by The Chainsmokers (Parody)

I been rejected by like 14 women tonight
You think it’s a lesbian bar
The promoter should have mention that
Don’t you think
It’s kinda crazy that he didn’t
Plus it’s really dark out there
It gets into my jawline
Which I think is one of my selling points
Do you have anymore deodorant
What you think
More cologne
I need to get laid tonight
I haven’t been inside a woman since Nelly wore that band aid
You think its healed by now
That cut he had under his eye
I’m gonna text my ex
Probably shouldn’t right
I’m gonna do it anyway
Can we get some blow
I guess
Really need some blow
But first let me take a dick pic

Let me take a dick pic

Get the fuck away from me I don’t have any cash
What is ?cry me a?
I mean like cry me a river am I right
You think its weird Kelly didn’t respond to me
Probably shouldn’t have included my balls
I think I need Botox
Can you do that
It is looking a little tiny
It’s just the mushroom tip
Like a frighten turtle still in its shell
Maybe I should have gave it a couple of tug
Then let me take another dick pic

Let me take a dick pic

I’m a master trimmer down there
Like the Edward sissorhands of pubes
I’m just gonna go bald
But it kinda looks like albino C-Lo
Next day get that Clooney stubble
Sometime I just go with the stash
Then it’s like hipster pubes
Awesome
You think I care too much about my pubes
Let me take another dick pic
Let me take a dick pic
Let me take a dick pic

Ohhh I just send that to my nana
I’m just gonna Snapchat
Its fine

Let me take a dick pic
Let me take a dick pic
Let me take a dick pic
Let me take a dick pic

Get underneath
I’m trying get a ?Stanley Cober? Shot
Can’t even tell what that is
Is that a ferret caught in a fence
Did we just take a picture of your dick
I don’t have any cash
Ok no tips

Let me take a dick pic

I think you need to get circumcised again

Let me take a dick pic
Let me take a dick pic
Let me take a dick pic
Let me take a dick pic